Comedy Stylings of a 3Yr Old (Part 2)

Well, I got quite a few hits with my first post so I've decided to post a second. Here are 2 more interesting conversations entertained by my son :)

-It was the middle of the afternoon and Definitely cloudy outside this day. As we always do, my son and I sat down around noon for some lunch. Being that our dinning room table faces the large Glass doors to the porch, my little one usually enjoys gazing wondrously outside. With a mouth full of Mac N Cheese he asked "Hey. mommy...Where did the sun go?" Answering as simple as I could "Well, the sun is stuck behind the clouds today so we can't see Mr. Sun right now." Just then my kid lit up, jumped straight up in his chair and with a pointing finger above his head he exclaimed "I HAVE AN IDEA!" "Whats you idea?" I asked curiously. "Well" he started, "Go open the door,go outside,stand on the deck and go COCKA-DOODLE-DO!!! and then the sun will come out!" :) I wish it was that simple to fix a cloudy day...don't you? lol

-As a good martial artist always does before class, I was ironing my uniform one evening on the floor. Being that this was my first class getting back into it after 4 years, my son had never seen me in this uniform. He politely watched me as I finished Ironing and stared at me a little perplexed when I put it on. I knew a question was brewing. Sure enough he finally asked "Wow mommy...whats that?" "Its a Karate Uniform for Karate Class today." I said. Satisfied with the answer he ran away to his room but immediately ran back. "MOM! Can I have a karate Unicorn too?" With a smile on my face now and just to confirm what he had asked" What was that little man?" " A karate Unicorn mommy...I want one too!" ;) The things kids say are precious and timeless. I'm thankful I wrote them down.

Comedy Stylings of a 3yr Old

Looking for a little laugh today? Well,having a 3 year old son for anyone can be a challenge and fun at the same time. So, below is a compilation of the most innocent yet funny questions and comments I've heard from my son thus far.(More to come I am sure)

-While enjoying a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich for lunch with my son one afternoon, I noticed he kept stopping to look at the inside of his sandwich. Well, I asked him what he was doing and he looked up at me and asked with such a serious look on his face "Mommy...Do the jelly fish make the jelly?" I nearly fell off my chair laughing and concluded that perhaps my son watches too much Sponge bob!

-One day while at the Dr.'s office my son was examining the different anatomy posters hanging all over the walls. He proceeded to point out different things like eyes, ears, nose etc. Then with great excitement he said " LOOK! LOOK! MOMMY! A BRAIN!". Proud of him for pointing that out on his own I said Good Job! Suddenly the smile from his face faded..."Mommy there is something wrong with my brain." I reassured him that his brain was fine and his reply (While pointing inside his ear) "No, mommy! My brain is stuck in here!" Needless to say that when the Dr. Finally came in we both had a good laugh.